me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
Queer Dean Month: Dean + favorite queer moments
teen wolf + words of wisdom
[thinks about hardcore gay porn of my otp] yea mom school’s great
His mom raised him right.